You should read this only if you are really, really bored and have absolutely nothing to do. You've been warned.
A stupid list of random stuff:
Wait a second. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. Seriously. It's a waste of your time. It's completely pointless. The items on the list have no connection at all. It's not all stuff I like or stuff I dislike or anything--it's totally random. You needn't throw away thirty minutes of your precious life reading it. Really. Just leave now.
Well, if you insist . . . Here you go . . .
A stupid list of random stuff:
(Views expressed in this list are not necessarily those of the management and staff of this website. But they probably are.)
Pants
Grass
Peaches
Five Iron Frenzy
Piano
Eraser dust
Turkey
Father Abraham
Mint
Chocolate chips
Apple butter
Pink
Freedom
Zero candy bars
Princess
Basic
Love
Tootsie rolls
Lipstick
Walmart
Stuffed chicken breast
Carmex
Broken watches
Matches
Pencil
Snowman
Sneakers
Umbrella
Calamine lotion
Sand
Exacto knife
Caribou
Spare tire
Joy
Evergreen
Asbestos
Whipped cream
Blinkin' lights
Cheese
Public radio stations
Keyboard effects
Strong Bad
Cotton
Batman and Robin
Poison
The One Ring
Cranberry Raspberry juice
Blackboard
Apple
Radio-controlled car
Red silk scarf
Nickel-cadmium batteries
Mimes
Scruncis
Luke Skywalker
Jack-In-The-Box
Zits
Frodo and Sam
Firecrackers
Chicken quesadillas
Fantasy movies
Bulletin boards
Idiots
Rights
Knobby knees
Killer bees
Christmas trees
Some of these
Dragons
Boxing gloves
Lox
Stars
Blue
Faithfulness
Bagels
Bicycles
Spanish
Edgar Allan Poe
Cats
Democracy
Dark Purplish-Gray
Indiana Jones
Alabaster
Classical Music
Cities
Victory
Grabill, IN
Biscuits and Gravy
Jazz
Dogs
Peanut Butter
Orange
The Ocean
The Newsboys
Star Wars
Alabama
Dust
Sugar
Email
Words that begin with "J"
Kites
Plastic
Soy-based products
Grapes
Pizza
Sharpy markers
Acoustic guitars
Unicorns
Star Trek
Robin Hood
Boethius
Peace
Knights
Daze
Soapstone
Mud
Helpful neighbors
Term papers
Purple
Hershey kisses
Flutes
Gyms
More Random Stupid Stuff Coming Soon (Whenever Laura is bored)